hahahah...i nearly fell out of my chair as i read through the lame yet funny jokes....hahahaha..

one example:
Ahmad died in a fire and his body was so badly burnt that the morgue needed someone to identify the body. They called up his two best friends, Ah Beng and Muthu. Ah Beng went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Ah Beng said,"Wah, he's very barbecued like 'char siu'. Please roll him over, and I will tell you whether if he's my friend Ahmad or not."
The mortician rolled the body over and Ah Beng looked at his ass and immediately said, "No-lah, that isn't Ahmad."
The mortician was puzzled but didn't say anything.
He then went and got Muthu to inspect the body. Muthu looked closely and said,"Yes, it is true he's burnt very badly, but roll him over and I'll see if he's my friend Ahmad."
Again the mortician rolled the body over and Muthu looked down at the ass and said, "Oh thank goodness, this is not Ahmad!!" The mortician was extremely puzzled, and unable to stand it any longer he asked, "Okay, you have to tell me now - how can you and Ah Beng tell whether it is Ahmad just by looking at the ass?"
Muthu replied, "It's simple really. Well you see, Ahmad had two assholes!" "What?!!" the mortician said with disbelief, "He had two assholes?!!" "Oh yes! Everyone in Penang Road knows this because everytime the three of us go out, people always say, "Here comes Ahmad with the two assholes."



hahahah...erm...actually, hope you all understand it...if not, i must say that your intellectual level is pretty low...

Brain cells come
and brain cells go,
but fat cells live forever .
-outsizeclothes.com

souless;12:53 PM

just got the wireless internet up yesterday...both upstairs and downstairs....haha now i can do my work anywhere in the house...with the laptop...i'll bet that we'll receive the results tomorrow...haven't been blogging for the last few days - or even weeks!!! had sort o lost my touch of knowing what to blog about...feeling bored at the moment, been doing practically NOTHING 'cept lazing about the house daydreamin 'bout the holidays...


Imagination was given to man
to compensate him for what he
is not; a sense of humor to console
him for what he is.
Francis Bacon

souless;9:55 AM

"This is home....truly...where i know i must be......." This song keeps blaring into my ears... Hey...every year it is the same..the theme song...keeps getting repeated over and over again...on television, on radios...in shopping centres...and even in MRTs and buses...sometimes i even feel like hitting the electrical thinggys that play the song!!! ARG!!!! I'm going to the national parade lor...and yet, i'm, getting sick and tired of the song even before i get there...

"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims
so badly mutilated that they have to be identified
by their dental records. What I can't understand is,
if they don't know who you are, how do they
know who your dentist is?"
-Paul Merton.

souless;11:15 AM

Aphrodite/Eros

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??



haha...i know that this result is rather like...u noe...


End of the day's quote..
"A hen is only an egg's way
of making another egg."
-Samuel Butler

souless;1:16 PM

I'm a sinner
*ashamed*

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Test
hey..i can't believe that i scored worse than that oishan....haiz...that's life...*gloomy look* *sigh*

souless;1:03 PM

Tursdays...o how i lurrrrrrve them...It is the only time i can blog peaceully...without the occasionally drawling of Miss tan....haha The only time where i can blog peacefully without the ocassional nagging from my younger yet very irritating sister and brother....I don't know why..but i just hate someone staring at me when i blog...well u could say that it's rather private when i blog....haha i don't understand myself...
That's REAL wierd.

hey..today ..such a blissful day...except of the humongous amounts of homework from the traine or is it traini or trainer..whatever...teacher ...miss Lee...has she forgotten that she had just given us some homework yesterday???? I men lots and lots of it..haha.

Ok..now i shall (try) to continue Oishan's episode 13....hahahaha(check out her funny story..at her blog... )

Start~
ok..i'll do it when i go home...can't really be bothered to dop it now...


The end of the day's quote from the great me!!......"I AM NOBODY...NO BODY IS PERFECT"...Hey..that means i am perfect!!

souless;12:44 PM

Tomorrow is my official deathday...arggg! home econs practical plus theory test...
Feeling so low now..(hey why am i blogging when i am suppossed to be studying!!?!?!?!?Wierd..)Hehe...oishan was talking about some conspiracy thingy...we-ll..she needn'nt hve worried considering that almost evry class knows now...A.L.M.O.S.T...heehhx *evil laugh* (it's not REALLY like me to be soo mean...well...influence...influnce from lynnet...oh wait is she sees her name being mentioned here, she'll kill me and this would be the final blog that i would be blogging...so, i'd better use her nick name which all are by this time, quite familiar with...give u a himt..it has got 4 letters....space...another 4 letters...space...and anothjer four letters!! hha...

The diao diao girl!! Oh..regarding the conspiracy...well...it is actually a card...(hope u r not lokking at this oishan..) which contains a reather gruesome picture of a creature with a mole and etc etc....(which of course was drawn by me..the great artist of al times...)I think that u should noe hu is it by now oishan.....heh heh heh *muahahahhahah* .
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souless;8:37 PM