Lynnette is just complaing about us not updating our blogs...haha talk about the pot calling the kettle black-just like that typical diao diao girl...

souless;1:06 PM

Hey...it's PW again...WEileong has been sick for a week now...Contracted the not so fatal diesease-dengue fever....He is warded at KK...i thiught taht it was a women and children hospital??!?!?!?*WEiRD*...Hey..he's already thriteen, going on fourteen (or is it fourteen going on fifteen?  DUNNO ...but i guess puay ching would probably know...I think she keeps track of weileong's birthday in her diary*meticulous indeed...just P.E.R.F.E.C.T for a devoted wife....counting down every day till his birthday...haha)[PC would kill me or even multilate me and chop me into tink tiny pieces, then pour highly corrosive acid onto the tiny pieces which was once me...*HOPE her computer spoils....hope that she can't be bothered to look at my ridiculous blog which i have ridiculously named the ridiculous city of fantasies...BAH...  this IS getting utterly RIDICULOUS...ok... (creater of this highly ridiculous yet hilarious blog... : secretlyhoping that PC doesn't threated me to delete this hole chunk of stuf that i have painstakingly written...oh well, just read and enjoy...while you STILL can.*grins*) 
 
weileong was one-point-eight somthing tall...I mean....does HE look like a kid to anyone...I think that his legs would be sticking out of the hospital bed.haha. THAt IS SURE funny...
I previously wanted to write the whole incident of how Puay Ching was soo depressed *fingers crossed* at not seeing  weiliang for a few days (or should i say blog it down...DUH...) But the problem  was ...
                                                          (1) NO time to do so
                                                          (2) Can't be bothered to do so...(i think no.1 and 2 are similar)
                                                          (3) Too much homework...
                                                       Oh well...*shrugs*   
OK...continue...
I'm rather bored at blogging...haha thyat's downright L.A.M.E...lolx

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souless;12:39 PM

Oh yar.. Lynnette just banged the table REALLy hard...and stood up at the same time. (this took less than a second)
She opened her mouth, screamed out the words...(her voice was like Mr Leek scolding someone...)
"Soo weiliang... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...then., she spoke soo fast like a bullet train that i could hardly catch her words...then, someone-i think eugenia or whoever asked her something which i think goes  like this, "fa shen she mo shi..."
Whoa..then lynnette gave her a very cool answere.."Ying wei wo bu shuang ta..."She then gave the wei leong that diaodiao look that she's famnous for. and then sat down...(ok..i was telling you the events that happened in S.l.o.w. m.o.t.i.o.n...the fact was that it took place so fast that every one in class was totally shocked and could only stare at our table with opened mouths...

I'm telling the truth!! EVERYONE in the classroom(according to oishan ) stared at lynnette and us...Her voice was soo loud that i think it vibrated the whole classroom. If the windows weren't made of good quality galss, it would have been shattered due to Lynnette's outburst...

Ok..following her  sitting down, her whole face turned red and tears welled up in her eyes..(people were still staring...) I think that at that point in time, her nose was generating mucus as she started sniffing away. Instinstively, as all of us had high IQs, we asked oishan for her famous scented tissues which she normally keeps a stock of in her skirt pocket whenever she goes...

Back to wei leong. He was still standing, holding the piece of foolscape paper which caused his heart one second of utter shock. he slowly folded the paper into half...(and i MEAN REALLY SLOWLY...it took about i think 1 minute??he measured the sides...whether they were equal...exactly equal, and the S...l...o...w...l...y...pressed it down.,..He took about 10 seconds for each fold..the total time aws estimated to be also 1 minute...

Then back to lynnette. She didn't want the tissue...
I think that atthis point, weileong found his legs getting suaner and suaner...and S..l.o...w...L...Y....placed his butt on the chair...

Well, lynnette dried her tears and i guess everything went back to normal after that(i can;t really remember much as my focus was actually on that exciting part -the scolding part and the shock onb wei leong's face..)

I think that there wasn't a teacher there ..was there???nevermind..

souless;12:42 PM

not been updating so far...to tell the horrible truth, i'm getting quite tired about this blog thingy...Let's see... i created this cause i had practically NOTHING to do during PW...and now..i can't really be bothered to post any thing up here...

haha...oh yar.. still remember about 2 days agao, that diao diao girl...whoa...give me a damn big fright...ok...we-eugeni, PC,OS,that diao diao girl and of course me were sort of sitting down discussing our Questa club...then, the three bois squeezed(Weileong-the MAIN character featured in this post besides that diaodiao girl.., siaotian and Benjamin) beside PC...Then, that weileong snatched the foolscape paper that Oishan was writing on, thinking that it was hers...
What happened next was truly SHOCKING...something that  NEVER happened before...
That diaodiao girl...(if u still don't know hu is she...she is lynnette)banged the tabkle real hard...
 
(to be continues..my siblings are pesterinfg me!!!!!)

souless;11:57 AM

Something real hilarious happened yesterday the yesterday which basically means the day afetr yesterday which means thursday...

Ok....so i was eating some sweets(those type of gummies that are not individually wrappped)..a really huge packet...Then, when i had eaten my fill.i couldn't be bothered to get go all the way downstairs to get a rubber band to nnd to tie up the unfinished packet of sweets...So, like the typical lazy me, i left it on my table and went down \stairs to watch tv.

When i came back,my sweet tooth was acting up again-felt like eating some of thoses yummy gummies(hey! it rhymes!!!)again so, i stuck my hand into the packet and you know what..i felt something wriggling in my hand...(i know it may seem gross but i AM telling the truth here...nothingbut the truth..)

Obviously, like any other ordinary mortal would do, i peered into the packet.

"ARGGGG!!!"(that was my scream...)
Tell you the truth...i don't norm scream out loud...but in THIS case, it was understandable.

I had touched a fat rather slimy and disgusting little lizard....

Then, feeling rather shaken, i ran downstairs with the packet and tied it up. I then put it back upstairs( that was rather lame of me.)

what happened next thaught me somthing- actually, a fact about lizards.
My father came upstairs later on and saw the packet of sweet lying innocently on my table...guess what...i got a "scolding" and he brought the sweet downstairs...(what happens next might arous the SPCA's attention..lolx)
My father actually put the whole packet into the fridge...haha.

The next day, which means yesterday, after i got home from choir, i very kindly, which is not my usual self offered my younger sister some sweets from the same packet of sweet which contains the unlucky lizard. But before that, i opened the packet and was rather surprised to see the lizard still alive and more wriggly than before!

Hey, but my sister was so shocked by my sudden act of kindness that she looked into the packet first...(my beautiful well-constructed plan was spoilt...but never mind, she still got the shock of her life..)
the moment she saw that lizard, being the usual scardey cat, ahe screamed(100 times louder than i did and threw the packet onto the floor...(poor poor poor little lizard)
then, i began rolling onto the floor, laughing hysterically.

hehehehe!!!

IT's not the end yet.
Since my plan of letting my sister touch the lizard failed, i needed another victim......

souless;1:37 PM

Today got choir...ARG!! i didn't know why i was felling extremely irritated at Ms Yee for making us go to the hall, just to test out the mike....(diao''')
HAha..Oishan is soo darn funny or should i say that it was actually Ms TAn who was being the joker.Hahah...can't stop laughin when i think about her 'scolding Oishan i think yesterday or was it the day before...nevermind who cares...lol....WELL, Ms tan said, "The book in front of you still cannot see ar? Am i your servant or your teacher? Make me walk up and down...Wait i hang you in a tree, upside down...I fell like strangling you.." hahahhaha..Then, Lynnette said Oishan! you freakin blind girl..and then i became , for no apparent reason that i found to be acceptable, I became the freakin blur girl....DUH...how weird can we get.

And today, we still continued using the two "famous words"-freakin blind during assembly to mention Oishan-that poor girl..Then Oi Shan said...somethuing like "Aye, can you all don't use mt freakin lines...." HAHAHAHA...

anyway, i think that our gang will most probably continuing using freakin blind to describe Oishan...HEY< that's the BEST description of her i've heard ...so far...
WEll...we'll see, we'll see...
Time to knock off.......ZZZZZzzzzzz

souless;9:27 PM

i soo tired. don't think can rite much..Zzzzzzzzz

souless;10:13 PM

Haiz...today we got ALL our mid yr results back. Surprised?? Hey, norm, our mid yr would haf finished before the June hols...but...becuz of our school's OC...we finished our exams on June 30. June Holidays also need to study lor...what logic is that. But it has SOME advantages too lar...(i feel like i'm actually writing a compo...)We r able to study more for our Maths , science and CME(err...wth am i talking about...CME no need study one leh) Nvm. O yar. i spent most of my holidays in the baking hot blazing sun!!! Getting ready for the SYF opening ceremony. Well..i must sorta admit that it was interesting but ahhhhh!!! my arms, legs and even my butt was aching like mad when i got home...

I was so damm disappointed with my results ..well except maths. I used to FAIL ALL my class tests in term two...But then, i got so damm good marks(84!!! 84!!!) for my maths MYE(in case you're stupid and have a brain the size of a pea, MYE stands for Mid Year Examinations!!)But then, my lit, HCL(in case you are realy a dimwit, HCL stands for Higher Chinese Language!), Georg... all got a big fat stinky B4, C5 and B4!!!. This is my worst marks ever!! My marks have been going downhill ever since the end of term one.
The best thing is that i didn't fail any subjects...

Whoa...my friend is then complaining about how long i am typing,,,hmm...are they jealous of my "ability" to be very luo suo??(long-winded...my, my, you are REALLY dumb...[i'm not insultin you] )Maybe, i should press the button-publish post now...

souless;12:30 PM